Crazy T-shirts

Crazy t-shirts, baby, are here for your viewing and buying enjoyment. If you're feeling a bit groovy and would like to buy some crazy t-shirts, then jump into the buying pool, baby and don't let me stop you. If crazy t-shirts are your thing, then you've come to the right corner of the Internet, because ours are the craziest slogan tees than one can find anywhere. So, check out our crazy t-shirts and buy a few for your family and friends.

G1. Carpe Dame
(seize the woman)

G2. Cancel my subscription, 'cause I don't need your issues.

G3. Oh No She Didn't!

G4. Fashion Police Academy

G5. Man Up!

G6.A Waist Is A Terrible Thing To Mind!

G7. Pocket Full of Cash. Bucket Full of Dreams.

G8. You Lost Me At Hello

G9. Wait To Cross

G10. Use Your "Indoor" Voice.

G11. Ah, yes, there's nothing like the smell of old people's farts
at the bingo hall.

G12. I shoot and kill animals because I know they are guilty!

G13. THRICE

G14. I flee from small, woodland creatures.

G15. There Must Be Something Wrong With You.

G16. It takes a nation two centuries to build a pyramid, but
it only takes one person two seconds to mess up traffic.

G17. Seeking Professional Help

G18. Wise Guy

G19. The only thing that can effect me is kryptonite
(and a good bloody mary)

G20. D.A.R.E. to keep cats off of drugs

G21. Yes, Dear.

G22. Horse's Ass Whisperer

G23. I like to get drunk and check out the personal ads.

G24. I'm not a complete idiot. You complete me.

G25. Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.

G26. Save the whales! They are collectibles.

G27. Equal Opportunity Annoyer

G28. If ignorance is bliss, you must be in heaven.

G29. We have enough youth, how about a fountain of INTELLIGENCE?

G30. Damn, I'm Good!

G31. Eat It Before It Goes Bad.

G32. Randomness Happens.

G33. I used to have a handle on life, then I flew off.

G34. Geologist's Rock!

G35. Expert At Creating Social Awkwardness

G36. Look What You Made Me Do

G37. Excellence is over-rated

G38. It took me 70 years to look this good.

G39. Women are like buses. Once one runs you down, there'll be another along, to do the same, in a few minutes.

G40. Mediocre and loving it!

G41. Can't See The Forest For The Gump.

G42. Where's My Glasses?

G43. Peter Principle - No. Small Peter Principle - Yes.

G44. High Expectations, Low Performance.

G45. Hamster Hills, Kentucky

G46. Constant Supervision Needed

G47. Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms, Who's bringing the chips?

G48. Don't Squeeze The Shaman!

G49. Been through the desert on a horse with no name -
GIVE THE HORSE A NAME!

G50. Wanted: Meaningful Overnight Relationship

G51. Public Displays of Infection

G52. Tennis Players Put It Hard & In

G53. Somebody's boring me ... I think it's me.

G54. Pillow talk is extra

G55. Kiss Me Before My Boyfriend Comes Back

G56. My ears are ringing, so answer me!

G57. Will Donate Blood for Snacks

G58. I wouldn't give Two Bits for the new Paradigm

G59. Bored Of The Rings

G60. The Worst Vice Is ADVICE

G61. I'm Not Retired. I'm Just Tired.

G62. Stop being so nosy.

G63. I'm A Virgin
(this is an old shirt)

G64. The weather is here.
Wish you were beautiful.

G65. Dyslexics Are Teople Poo!

G66. I Didn't Do It ... And I'll Never Do It Again!

G67. I'm Angry and Litigious. STEP AWAY!

G68: Family Reunions: Nature's Dating Service

G69. Who used the last of the Toilet Paper and didn't replace it!

G70. People Suck

G71. I've got Baggage but not Freight!

G72. I have the body of a God but unfortunately its Buddha.

G73. Batteries Included

G74. Commander & Chef

G75. Woman of the House

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- Rush Limbaugh

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- Rosie O'Donnell