Famous Quotes 3
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Q203.
Action is the last resource of those who do not know how to
dream. - Oscar Wilde
Q204. Give me chastity and abstinence,
O Lord, but not today. - St. Augustine
Q205. It is better to waste one's
youth, than to do nothing with it at all. - Georges Courteline
Q206. I never indulge in rhyme
or stanza
Unless I'm in bed with the influenza.
- Quintus Ennius
Q207. There are moments when everything
goes well; don't be frightened, it won't last. - Jules Renard
Q208. Only useless things are
indespensable. - Francis Picabia
Q209. Miami Beach is where neon
goes to die. - Lenny Bruce
Q210. Money costs too much. -
Ross McDonald
Q211. The basis of optimism is
sheer terror. - Oscar Wilde
Q212. The more things a man is
ashamed of, the more respectable he is. - George Bernard Shaw
Q213. Things are more like they
are now than they have ever been before. - Dwight D. Eisenhower
Q214. What other people think
of me is not my business. - Andrew Kudiacik
Q215. May you live all the days
of your life. - Jonathan Swift
Q216. Superstition brings bad
luck. - Dr. Saul Gorn
Q217. Confusion is mightier than
the sword. - Abbie Hoffman
Q218. If I called the wrong number,
why did you answer the phone? - James Thurber
Q219. I cling to my imperfection
as the very essence of my being. - Anatole France
Q220. I've been on a calendar,
but never on time. - Marilyn Monroe
Q221. Nobody can be exactly like
me. Sometimes even I have trouble doing it. - Tallulah Bankhead
Q222. I'm always at a loss how
much to believe my own stories. - Washington Irving
Q223. I don't care what is written
about me as long as it isn't true. - Katharine Hepburn
Q224. My life has been one long
descent into respectability. - Mandy Rice Davies
Q225. Stay in your own movie.
- Ken Kesey
Q226. All children are essentially
criminal. - Denis Diderot
Q227. I drink to make other people
interesting. - George Jean Nathan
Q228. Reality is just a crutch
for people who can't deal with drugs. - Lily Tomlin
Q229. Whenever you receive a letter
from a creditor write fifty lines upon some extraterrestrial
subject and you will be saved. - Charles Baudelaire
Q230. The only way to be sure
of catching a train is to miss the one before it. - G. K.
Chesterton
Q231. If I'd observed all the
rules, I'd never have gotten anywhere. - Marilyn Monroe.
Q232. Those who would take over
the earth and shape it to their will, never, I notice succeed.
- Lao Tzu
Q233. It was such a lovely day
I thought it was a pity to get up. - W. Somerset Maugham
Q234. Work is the refuge of people
who have nothing better to do. - Oscar Wilde
Q235. Immortality - a fate worse
than death. - Edgar A. Shoaff
Q236. The sins I regret
the most are the one's I didn't commit. - Elie Wiesel
Q237. The truth will
set you free. But first, it will piss you off. - Gloria Steinem
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