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Baseball Quotes

Funny baseball quotes on t-shirts will make you team howl with laughter. Some of the funniest quotes from baseball's greatest players are featured on these t-shirts. If you want to give the gift of laughter to your teammates or others who like America's Favorite Past Time, then buy some t-shirts with baseball quotes on them today.

 

 

BB1. A hot dog at the ball park is better than steak at the Ritz.
--Humphrey Bogart

BB2. Hitting is 50% above the shoulders.
--Ted Williams

BB3. Baseball is religion without the mischief.
-- Thomas Boswell

BB4. There have been only two geniuses in the world: Willie Mays and Willie Shakespeare.
--Tallulah Bankhead

BB5. Nothing flatters me more than to have it assumed that I could write prose-unless it be to have it assumed that I once pitched a baseball with distinction. - Robert Frost

BB6. The hardest thing to do in baseball is to hit a round baseball with a round bat, squarely. -- Ted Williams

BB7. Trying to hit him (Phil Niekro) was like trying to eat Jell-O with chopsticks.
--Bobby Murcer, Yankees outfielder

BB9. I never threw an illegal pitch. The trouble is, once in a while I toss one that ain't never been seen by this generation. - Satchel Paige

BB11. A ball bat is a wondrous weapon. - Ty Cobb

BB12. People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring. - Rogers Hornsby

BB13. All I had was natural ability. - Mickey Mantle

BB14. A team is where a boy can prove his courage on his own. A gang is where a coward goes to hide. - Mickey Mantle

BB15. I'd rather be lucky than good. - Lefty Gomez

BB16. Hitting is timing. Pitching is upsetting timing. - Warren Spahn

BB17. Good pitching will always stop good hitting and vice-versa. - Casey Stengel

BB18. If anyone wants me tell them I'm being embalmed. - Casey Stengel

BB19. Managing is getting paid for home runs someone else hits. - Casey Stengel

BB20. You have to have a catcher or you'll have all passed balls. - Casey Stengel

BB21. Pitchers throw problems. Hitters try to solve those problems. - Nivek Alotnak

BB22. When you're sliding into third and you lay a juicy turd … diarrhea.

 

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Hear what the players are saying about our baseball quotes on t-shirts:

To quote an old baseball legend, "Don't let the fear of not getting a beer hold you back." Or, something like this! Anyway, I love baseball quotes. And, what I like even better is wearing t-shirts with baseball quotes on them when I go to the ballpark and cheer on my favorite team. Sure, you might say I'm biased, but I love, love, love these baseball quotes on t-shirts and you can quote me on that. In fact, I think you just have!

- Shoeless Joe Jackson

 

 

 

 
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