Football Quotes on T-shirts

Many football quotes on t-shirts are quite funny and represent some of the most famous names in the game. For famous and funny football quotes on t-shirts you've come to the right page, so jump right in and tackle a few tees today. Football quotes on t-shirts are perfect for any weekend or sandlot game or going to see a live game for yourself. So, buy a few funny tees today and let the games begin!

Fo1. Most football teams are temperamental. That's 90% temper and 10% mental.
--Doug Plank

Fo2. One accusation you can't throw at me is that I've always done my best. - Alan Shearer

Fo3. I'd rather play in front of a full house than an empty crowd. - Johnny Giles

Fo5. Baseball is what we were, football is what we have become.
- Mary McGrory

Fo6. I learned that if you want to make it bad enough, no matter how bad it is, you can make it. - Gale Sayers

Fo7. When in doubt, punt! - John Heisman

Fo8. The road to Easy Street goes through the sewer. - John Madden

Fo9. Maybe a good rule in life is never become too important to do your own laundry.
- Barry Sanders

Fo10. It's not the size of the dog in the fight, but the size of the fight in the dog. - Archie Griffen

Fo11. Pro football is like nuclear warfare. There are no winners, only survivors.
-- Frank Gifford

Fo12. Football isn't a contact sport, it's a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport.
-- Duffy Daugherty

Fo13. I wouldn't ever set out to hurt anyone deliberately unless it was, you know, important -like a league game or something. - Dick Butkus

Fo14. Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein. - Joe Theismann

Fo15. Football is, after all, a wonderful way to get rid of your aggressions without going to jail for it. - Heywood Hale Broun

Fo16. I'd catch a punt naked, in the snow, in Buffalo, for a chance to play in the NFL. - Steve Henderson

Fo17. Football is not a game but a religion, a metaphysical island of fundamental truth in a highly verbalized, disguised society, a throwback of 30,000 generations of anthropological time. - Arnold Mandell

Fo18. American football makes rugby look like a Tupperware party. - Sue Lawley

Fo19. I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid. - Terry Bradshaw

Fo20. College football is a sport that bears the same relation to education that bullfighting does to agriculture. - Elbert Hubbard

Fo21. 12th Man

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These funny t-shirts with football quotes are totally rad, man! I mean, dude, you can't get a better selection of football quotes that you can wear to a game than these. These are like my all-time tubular favorites when it comes to tees. When I'm feeling gnarly I look at my closet full of funny football quotes and laugh my baggy pants ass off.

- Buck Ditkis