Funny Quotes on T-shirts

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B1. Caution Blonde Thinking

B2. I used to jog 5 miles a day. Then I found a short cut.

B3. Not In MY HOUSE

B4. Use Your Words

B5. Multiple Snoregasms

B6. I Want What I Want

B7. Do Not Resuscitate

B8. Don't Wait! Procrastinate!

B9. When the student is ready, the Bastard appears.

B10. Following My Bliss Pisses Me Off!

B11. Recovering Anal Retentive

B12. Conspiracy Theorist

B13. I Pee on the Toilet Seat!

B14. Righty Tighty, Lefty Loosey (which is true in both
mechanics and politics)

B15. How Stupid Do They Think We Are?

B16. Goofballs Rule!

B17. I got a pair of hamsters for my teenage son. I think I made a good trade.

B18. My camoflauge store went belly up because no one could find it.

B19. I would enjoy jogging if it wasn't for those long walks back.

B20. My Roommate's An Idiot

B21. Kids today are spoiled. But nothing a little refrigeration won't cure.

B22. My uncle is a politician. You have to read between the lies.

B23. God is a single parent, too.

B24. INSOMNIA is nothing to lose sleep over.

B25. Chipmunks Who Parachute (conversation starter)

B26. My own mortality will be the Death of me yet.

B27. Don't bother me. I'm trying to rationalize something.

B28. If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, set them on fire.

B29. I Love My Job, I Love My Job, I Love My Job.

B30. Eating Disorder. I can't keep from putting my foot in my mouth.

B31. All The Do Da Day

B32. Riddle: If 4 drivers come to a 4-way stop at exactly the same time, whose turn is it? It's MY TURN!

B33. Irony Poor Blood

B34. blah, blah, blah, blah, blah

B35. Shape Shifter

B36. Just because it takes the Jaws of Life to get my wallet open doesn't mean I'm cheap!

B37. Slow Thinkers Keep Right.

B38. It's not what others think of you that counts, it's what you think others think of you that counts.

B39. I fart, therefore I am

B40. Hemorrhoid

B41. I bite the hand that feeds me.

B42. My kid is a pregant honor student

B43. Too Much Reality TV

B44. Slow Service With A Smile

B45. Are We There, Yet?

B46. I Am The Cold Shiver Running Down Your Spine

B47. My Time of the Month, Period.

B48. Rationalize Something Today!

B49. Me So Corny

B50. Humans come in all different states of disrepair

B51. If you can't beat 'em, annoy 'em!

B52. row row row your boat
gently down the stream
merrily merrily merrily merrily
I just have to scream

B53. Guns don't kill people, I kill people.

B54. Woke up from the American Dream

B55. I'm a good habit to get into

B56. Vaseline Alley

B57. Vacuum Cleaners Suck

B58. Doing more harm than good

B59. Programmer Needs Job. Willing To Do Windows.

B60. Intolerance will not be Tolerated!

B61. I'm Not 50. I'm $49.95!

B62. I'm A 'Dogs Playing Poker' Kind Of Guy.

B63. California: Where even the illegal aliens have cell phones.

B64. Warren Terror

B65. huked on fonics reely wurked fer mee

B66. I'm a Local and if you're not - GO AWAY!

B67. Paris Hilton Head

B68. Sometimes I Aim To Please, Other Times I Shoot To Kill

B69. Princess

B70. The Rules Don't Apply To Me

B71. The World Owes Me A Living

B72. Get a life? Where can I download one?

B73. I Pee In The Pool

B74. Not Guilty By Reason Of Celebrity

B75. OY!

B76. Don "Nappy Headed" Ho Receives Hawaiian Punch

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- Indira Gandhi