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G1. Carpe Dame
(seize the woman)
G2. Cancel my subscription, 'cause I don't need your
G3. Oh No She Didn't!
G4. Fashion Police Academy
G5. Man Up!
G6.A Waist Is A Terrible Thing To Mind!
G7. Pocket Full of Cash. Bucket Full of Dreams.
G8. You Lost Me At Hello
G9. Wait To Cross
G10. Use Your "Indoor" Voice.
G11. Ah, yes, there's nothing like the smell of old
at the bingo hall.
G12. I shoot and kill animals because I know they
G14. I flee from small, woodland creatures.
G15. There Must Be Something Wrong With You.
G16. It takes a nation two centuries to build a pyramid,
it only takes one person two seconds to mess up traffic.
G17. Seeking Professional Help
G18. Wise Guy
G19. The only thing that can effect me is kryptonite
(and a good bloody mary)
G20. D.A.R.E. to keep cats off of drugs
G21. Yes, Dear.
G22. Horse's Ass Whisperer
G23. I like to get drunk and check out the personal
G24. I'm not a complete idiot. You complete me.
G25. Always remember you're unique, just like everyone
G26. Save the whales! They are collectibles.
G27. Equal Opportunity Annoyer
G28. If ignorance is bliss, you must be in heaven.
G29. We have enough youth, how about a fountain of
G30. Damn, I'm Good!
G31. Eat It Before It Goes Bad.
G32. Randomness Happens.
G33. I used to have a handle on life, then I flew
G34. Geologist's Rock!
G35. Expert At Creating Social Awkwardness
G36. Look What You Made Me Do
G37. Excellence is over-rated
G38. It took me 70 years to look this good.
G39. Women are like buses. Once one runs you down,
there'll be another along, to do the same, in a few
G40. Mediocre and loving it!
G41. Can't See The Forest For The Gump.
G42. Where's My Glasses?
G43. Peter Principle - No. Small Peter Principle -
G44. High Expectations, Low Performance.
G45. Hamster Hills, Kentucky
G46. Constant Supervision Needed
G47. Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms, Who's bringing the
G48. Don't Squeeze The Shaman!
G49. Been through the desert on a horse with no name
GIVE THE HORSE A NAME!
G50. Wanted: Meaningful Overnight Relationship
G51. Public Displays of Infection
G52. Tennis Players Put It Hard & In
G53. Somebody's boring me ... I think it's me.
G54. Pillow talk is extra
G55. Kiss Me Before My Boyfriend Comes Back
G56. My ears are ringing, so answer me!
G57. Will Donate Blood for Snacks
G58. I wouldn't give Two Bits for the new Paradigm
G59. Bored Of The Rings
G60. The Worst Vice Is ADVICE
G61. I'm Not Retired. I'm Just Tired.
G62. Stop being so nosy.
G63. I'm A Virgin
(this is an old shirt)
G64. The weather is here.
Wish you were beautiful.
G65. Dyslexics Are Teople Poo!
G66. I Didn't Do It ... And I'll Never Do It Again!
G67. I'm Angry and Litigious. STEP AWAY!
G68: Family Reunions: Nature's Dating Service
G69. Who used the last of the Toilet Paper and didn't
G70. People Suck
G71. I've got Baggage but not Freight!
G72. I have the body of a God but unfortunately its
G73. Batteries Included
G74. Commander & Chef
G75. Woman of the House
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- Rosie O'Donnell