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Funny T-shirts
Funny t-shirts come with many different choices in
slogans, quotes and sayings upon them. So, if you're
a fan of funny t-shirts, then look no further as doing
so may just cause a big, black raven to peck your eyes
out. No, really. There's a big black Internet raven
circling in the wires in your neighborhood right now
and you don't want to upset this little Edgar Allen
Poe proponent, now do you? Anyway, all silliness aside,
buy some funny t-shirts here and you'll be satisfied.
Awwwk!
A1. If you don't like the way I drive, stay off
the porch!
A2. I See Dumb People.
A3. Jesus Saves ... At ThriftyMart.
A4. Jerks Need Lovin' Too!
A5. Evil Opportunity Employer
A6. Muahahahaha!
A7. Don't Hate Me Because I'm Beautiful. Hate Me
Because I'm a bitch!
A8. I'll be spontaneous when I get around to it!
A9. So many pedestrians, not enough horse-power
A10. Will Work For Shoes
A11. Secret Agent: This is my disquise
A12. Damn right, I'm good in bed... I can sleep
for days!
A13. My Wild Oats Have Turned To Mush
A14. Until you walk a mile in another man's shoes,
It's not officially 'stealing.'
A15. I'm donating my body to Science Fiction.
A16. Had This Been An Actual Emergency,
I would have screamed,
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!"
A17. Show Me The Funny!
A18. Please tell your boobs to stop staring at my
eyes.
A19. I like to get drunk and place bids on Ebay.
A20. Everyone is entitled to my opinion.
A21. My reality check is in the mail
A22. I'm Only 99% Perfect
A23. Roses Are Red,
Violets are blue,
I'm a raving lunatic,
HAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!
A24. Does not play well with others.
A25. Beehive Tetherball (for or against?)
A26. The voices in my head keep debating
the lyrics to "Hotel California."
A27. Slacker
A28. My way or the highway!
A29. I may not be cloned unless under the express
written consent of the Commissioner of Baseball.
A30. Go Google Yourself!
A31. My Search Engine is making a funny noise.
A32. Does This Make Me Look Fat?
A33. Request Denied!
A34. If you're not outraged, you're not paying attention!
A35. But it's a DRY heat.
A36. Out Of Control
A37. Save the Date
A38. Humid Being
A39. The World DOES Revolve Around
Me.
A40. Say Hello To My Vajayjay
A41. Jive Turkey
A42. Be Glad I'm Not A Twin.
A43. How did I get
so cute?
A44. Alpha Male
A45. I'd like to do a backstroke in the pools of
your eyes.
A46. The monkey on my back, carries a chip on his
shoulder.
A47. Ever notice that 'Cupid' rhymes with 'Stupid'?
A48. Queer Eye For You, Guy!
A49. Bracing myself against the cold shoulder.
A50. Imus No Mas
A51. Stop me before I volunteer again!
A52. I do all my own stunts.
A53. Einstein's Half-Brother, Fred
A54. The Whole World Doesn't Revolve Around You
(it revolves around me).
A55. Here I am! What are your other 2 wishes?
A56. I'm still a hot babe!
A57. Support Baseball. Bite Some Yankees!
A58. Ditch the Bitch
A59. Stop The Madness!
A60. My boyfriend is out of town
A61. Save The Drama For Your Mama
A62. I'm my own best friend AND my own worst enemy.
A63. Call me, Gerbil-boy
A64. Bite Me!
A65. Don't Take It Personally
A66. Conjugal Visitor
A67. Hair Stylist
A68. If I'm Not Happy, Nobody's Happy
A69. Problem with Authority
A70. Why Me?
A71. Remember, when somebody says something nice
to you or does something nice for you, you don't have
to take that!
A72. Loads of Street Cred in Bed
A73. BE QUIET: Or I'll Beat You Like I Own You.
A74. *
Here what the cynics are saying about these funny t-shirts:
These funny t-shirts are so great they give me gas,
big time gas. I only get big time gas when I'm excited
and I'm definitely excited by these funny t-shirts.
I mean these silly tees help get me through the days,
most days. I wear one of these funny t-shirts to work
every day, I do. And, so should you. I find that these
funny t-shirts put my clients in a lighter mood and
they don't take the news so hard.
- Grim Reaper
These funny t-shirts are astounding! I wore a funny
t-shirt from this site just the other day and received
so many compliments I had to finally take it off. I
mean, people were bothering me so much, asking me where
I bought the funny t-shirt and such. I don't like to
be bothered when I'm out in public as I have a people-facing
job. I'm going to wear some of these funny t-shirts
again, though and see how it goes. If people laugh and
roll around on the ground like last time, I'm going
to have to take off the tee again.
- Newt Gingrich
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