Funny Apparel

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C1. Well-Traveled. Not really, my mind just wanders.

C2. Runs with scissors.

C3. I was once arrested for assault at a toy company. Battery not included.

C4. Just when I find the key to success, someone goes and changes all the locks.

C5. Can't we all just get a bong?

C6. I'm A Self-Righteous Jerk. You got a problem with that.

C7. I used to be a man of vision, before the medication cleared it up.

C8. Pants On The Ground

C9. Don't Worry. We're Not Laughing WITH you.

C10. Jive Turkey.

C11. It's Official: I've become one of those guys who yells at the TV.

C12. I'm My Own Boss. Yet, oddly, I can't stand that jerk.

C13. My Dad Thinks I'm A Virgin

C14. Time-Space Continuum. My belly is the portal.

C15. I know a guy who knows someone who can get you satisfaction.

C16. It's A God-Given Right To Take Your Problems
Out On The People Around You.

C17. Family Guy he he he he

C18. Plays with matches.

C19. Never learns.

C20. Self-Awareness is a bitch!

C21. With Great Power Comes Great Irritability

C22. I've grown tolerant to pepper spray.

C23. I had a job doing Origami, but it folded.

C24. Abnormal fear of Alex Trebek.

C25. Look Down and Check Out My Stimulus Package

C26. Following My Bliss Has Resulted In A Restraining Order

C27. Some multi-task. I multi-slack.

C28. I live at the corner of Kiss My Ass Avenue and
No Friggin Way.

C29. Wedgie Expert

C30. Will Work For Change

C31. How Dumb Do They Think We Are?

C32. I may be in my right brain, but I'm not in my right mind.

C33. It's never too late to procrastinate

C34. I am my own science project

C35. Long Dong

C36. I don't have low self-esteem, I have high disregard for myself.

C37. Center of Detention

C38. Jerks need lovin' too!

C39. Captain Kirk goes beserk, well there goes the whole enterprise!

C40. Got A Sister?

C41. Jackass Of All Trades

C42. My wife has a medical problem. Her body keeps
rejecting my organ.

C43. Mommy, Is There Really A Jesus Claus?

C44. That's about as much fun as a colonoscopy with a tire iron

C45. Mudflap Girl

C46. Not now, I'm watching the game.

C47. I Chose The Road Less Traveled. Now Where Am I?

C48. I don't suffer from stress. I'm a giver.

C49. Next time you talk to me, bring duct tape.

C50. Boobs

C51. ?

C52. I'm What Willis Was Talkin' 'Bout

C53. You're Fired

C54. Houston, We Have A Problem

C55. I Sleep With The Boss

C56. It's against my religion to go to church

C57. Bo Diddley or Jack Squat - Do You Know Either?

C58. Pirates Without Partners

C59. LIFE, is a full-time job

C60. I'll Call You. (yeah, right!)

C61. I Eat Carbs

C62. Time is the best teacher. Unfortunately,
it kills all of its students.

C63. If we are what we eat, I'm fast, cheap and easy.

C64. A hundred thousand sperm and you were the fastest?

C65. Chaos. Panic. Disorder.
My work here is done.

C66. Are These People Really My Relatives?

C67. My Wife Is Always Complaining That I Don't
Listen To Her ... Or Something Like That.

C68. It's All About Me.

C69. I'm a prince in Lagos, Nigeria and I want you
to help me move $50 million out of the country.

C70. Enough about me ... what do you think about me!

C71. I'm not opinionated, I'm just always right!

C72. G.R.I.T.S. (Guys Rednecking In The South)

C73. Support the arts. Sleep with a musician.

C74. Why Procrastinate Tomorrow When You Can Do It Today?

C75. Imus & Andy

C76. Really, Really, Really Mature

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