Vintage T-shirts and Retro Tees

Vintage t-shirts and retro tees are a way to please those who wish to reminisce about the 1950s, 60s, 70s and 80s. The vintage and retro t-shirt slogans on this page help to honor the days of old with humor and a smile. Buy a few vintage t-shirts today for your friends and family as they make for excellent presents of the past.

V1. Disco Here, Disco There

V2. Far Out!

V3. Honey, I'm Home

V4. Leg warmers and "Footloose" anyone?

V5. Frogger or Pacman?

V6. Gag Me With A Spoon!

V7. Who took my X-ray glasses?

V8. I'm A Streaker With An Attitude

V9. You can fondle my Pet Rocks if I can touch your Puka shells.

V10. My Dashboard Hula Girl Can Beat Up Your Dangling Jesus.

V11. Do Your Own Thing

V12. Dig It!

V13. If it feels good, do it.

V14. I ran down 7 streakers with my moped.

V15. I work in a Rubik's cubicle.

V16. Injured my back from breakdancing.

V17. Tetherball should be an Olympic sport.

V18. PSYCHE!!!

V19. My bell bottoms cause 'ringing in the ear'

V20. My MOOD RING Is Getting Very Black!

V21. My Lava Lamp Melted My Ouija Board

V22. Let's do some hoops: Hula Hoops

V23. Panty Raid!

V24. My Bubble Gum Cigar Needs Licking

V25. Car Hop

V26. If you swallow a goldfish, I'll give you a Slinky.

V27. Kilroy was here

V28. My Zoot Suit Is At The Dry Cleaners.

V29. I rescued my Pound Puppy at the...uh...pound.

V30. Groovy!

V31. I made most of my memories at a drive-in theatre.

V32. Dungeons & Dragons helped me become warlord of a third world country.

V33. I used to talk to my plants before I saw the Little Shop of Horrors.

V34. I use only bottled H2O in my waterbed.

V35. Rocky Horror showed me the Timewarp!

V36. I drive my dog crazy with my boomerang.

V37. TALENTED! I can hula hoop, play frisbee and lawn darts all at the same time.

V38. Billy Barty taught me how to play miniature golf.

V39. My mini skirts shows off my maxi pad.

V40. Sock It To Me!

V41. Peace

V42. Have A Nice Day

V43. Make Love, Not War

V44. I was at Woodstock

V45. WOODSTOCK: an event, not a bird.

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Hear what the old timers are saying about vintage and retro t-shirts:

I'm in love with these funny vintage t-shirts! These retro tees make me want to pee my pants, they're so funny! I wear a different vintage t-shirt every day of the week. This is how much I like them. If you like retro t-shirts like I do, then you'll buy a whole month's worth, too.

- May West