Political Quotes on T-shirts

Political slogans, quotes, remarks, witticisms, faux pauxs, brain-lapses, and other political humor on t-shirts are featured. If you like political quotes then check out those below. If you like political t-shirts, then by all means, buy a few. Whatever you potical taste, we have a few quotes for you below that you can put upon t-shirts.

P94. Occupy Wall Street

P93. 99%

P92. My Congressman Is a Nit Wit

P91. Client 9

P90. My Butthole is a Superdelegate

p89. Brownie, you're doing a heck of a job. - George W. Bush to Former FEMA Director, Mike Brown

p1. The only thing which saves us from the bureaucracy is its inefficiency.
Eugene McCarthy

p2. A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government. Edward Abbey

p3. There are no American infidels in Baghdad. Never! - Iraqi Information Minister

p4. Those who stand for nothing fall for anything.
Alexander Hamilton

p5. The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter. Winston Churchill

p6. We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.
Aesop

p7. In America, anybody may become president, and I suppose it's just one of the risks you take. Adlai Stevenson

p8. A fanatic is one who won't change his mind and won't change the subject.
Winston Churchill

p9. There are two kinds of people, those who do the work and those who take the credit. Try to be in the first group; there is less competition there.
Indira Gandhi

p10. Too bad ninety percent of the politicians give the other ten percent a bad reputation. Henry Kissinger

p11. The ballot is stronger than the bullet.
Abraham Lincoln

p12. A little rebellion now and then is a good thing.
Thomas Jefferson

p13. I not only use all the brains I have, but all I can borrow.
Woodrow Wilson

p14. Democracy is too good to share with just anybody.
Nigel Rees

p16. You are remembered for the rules you break.
Douglas MacArthur

p17. Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing had happened.
Winston Churchill

p19. Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge where there is no river. Nikita Khrushchev

p20. It is not necessary to understand things to argue about them.
Pierre de Beaumarchais

p21. In politics, stupidity is not a handicap.
Napoleon

p23. Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed, there are many rewards; if you disgrace yourself, you can always write a book.
Ronald Reagan

p24. We ought to make the pie higher. - George W. Bush

p25. Reading is the basics for all learning. - George W. Bush

p26. They misunderestimated me. - George W. Bush

p27. The most important job is not to be governor, or first lady in my case. - George W. Bush

p28. I understand small business growth. I was one. - George W. Bush

p29. Rarely is the question asked: is our children learning. - George W. Bush

p30. I have come to the conclusion that politics are too serious a matter to be left to the politicians. Charles DeGaulle

p31. Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.
Ronald Reagan

p32. In my country we go to prison first and then become President.
Nelson Mandela

p33. A politician will do anything to keep his job - even become a patriot.
William Randolph Hearst

p34. Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself. Mark Twain

p35. In order to become the master, the politician poses as the servant.
Charles de Gaulle

p36. A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls.
George W. Bush

p37. One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is 'to be prepared'. George W. Bush

p38. We must all hear the universal call to like your neighbor like you like to be liked yourself. George W. Bush

p39. The most important job is not to be Governor, or First Lady in my case.
George W. Bush

P40. I have opinions of my own - strong opinions - but I don't always agree with them.- - George Bush

p41. Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children.
Dan Quayle

p42. It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it. Dan Quayle

p43. I love California, I practically grew up in Phoenix.
Dan Quayle

p44. It is wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago.
Dan Quayle

p45. For NASA, space is still a high priority.
Dan Quayle

P46. Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things.
- Dan Quayle

p47. Things are more like they are now than they have ever been.
- President Gerald Ford

p48. If we don't succeed we run the risk of failure.
- Dan Quayle

p51. I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president.
- Hillary Clinton

p56. Trees cause more pollution than automobiles do.
- Ronald Reagan

p59. Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all others because you were born in it.
- G.B. Shaw

p60. A free society is a place where it's safe to be unpopular.
- Adlai Stevenson

p62. Why does the Air Force need expensive new bombers? Have the people we've been bombing over the years been complaining? - George Wallace

p63. Politicians are like diapers. They should both be changed frequently and for the same reason. --Anonymous

p64. Politics gives guys so much power that they tend to behave badly around women. And I hope I never get into that. - Bill Clinton

p65. Mothers all want their sons to grow up to be president but they don't want them to become politicians in the process. --John Fitzgerald Kennedy

p66. I tried to walk a line between acting lawfully and testifying falsely, but I now realize that I did not fully accomplish that goal. - Bill Clinton

p67. When we got into office, the thing that surprised me the most was that things were as bad as we'd been saying they were. - John F. Kennedy

p68. We cannot always build the future for our youth, but we can build our youth for the future. - Franklin D. Roosevelt

p69. History will be kind to me for I intend to write it. - Sir Winston Churchill

p70. Force is all-conquering, but its victories are short-lived. - Abraham Lincoln

p71. I am a firm believer in the people. If given the truth, they can be depended upon to meet any national crises. The great point is to bring them the real facts. - Abraham Lincoln

p72. No man is good enough to govern another man without that other's consent. - Abraham Lincoln

p73. Whenever I hear anyone arguing for slavery, I feel a strong impulse to see it tried on him personally. - Abraham Lincoln

p74. One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors. -Plato

p75. I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers We are the president. - Hillary Clinton

p77. I tried to walk a line between acting lawfully and testifying falsely, but I now realize that I did not fully accomplish that goal. - Bill Clinton

p78. I think anybody who doesn't think I'm smart enough to handle the job is underestimating. - George W. Bush

p79. I think we agree, the past is over. - George W. Bush

p80. The important question is, How many hands have I shaked? - George W. Bush

p81. We must all hear the universal call to like your neighbor just like you like to be liked yourself. - George W. Bush

p82. I would have said yes to abortion if only it was right. I mean, yeah it's right. Well no it's not right that's why I said no to it. - George W. Bush

p83. The reason we start a war is to fight a war, win a war, thereby causing no more war! - George W. Bush

p84. There's a huge trust. I see it all the time when people come up to me and say, 'I don't want you to let me down again.' - George W. Bush

p85. I think if you know what you believe, it makes it a lot easier to answer questions. I can't answer your question. - George W. Bush

p86. I'm for a stronger death penalty. - President George Bush

p87. It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it. - George W. Bush

p88. We're concerned about AIDS inside our White House-make no mistake about it. - George W. Bush

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