Humorous Quotes on Tees

Humorous quotes on tees please even the most obstinate of comedians or wannabes. That is why we've decided to stack this page will all sorts of humorous quotes on teas in order that you'll be able to seize the day in a better frame of mind. And rest assured, we will not tease when it comes to humorous quotes on tees as we intend to bring you the most inspired wordplay on the Web.

F1. Somebody needs to rub my belly and tell me I'm pretty.

F2. Hoosier Daddy

F3. My Search Engine is making a funny noise.

F4. Ask me for directions, I'll tell you where to go.

F5. Bad Hair Day, Can't Think Straight

F6. Don't Hate Me Because You Ain't Me

F7. My alphabet soup is hooked on phonix.

F8. California: Where even the illegal aliens have cell phones.

F9. Family Gay

F10. Lose the Losers!

F11. I'm such a Baaaad Booooy!

F12. Who Died and Made You King?

F13. My deep spiritual cleansing went down the drain

F14. I've grown tolerant to pepper spray

F15. It was a dark & stormy Knight

F16. Asked me about my F@%$&*ed Up personal life.

F17. Last Night I Got Drunk and Stapled My Scrotum to a Dog.

F18. I like to smell my own farts.

F19. Don't make me pull this thing over.

F20. It's always about you isn't it?

F21. 4/5 of the people have a problem with fractions. The other 50% don't.

F22. I'm in NO SHAPE to exercise patience.

F23. Don't interrupt me while I'm talking crap.

F24. WARNING...All stressed out & no one to choke.

F25. OH CRAP! You're going to speak to me aren't you?

F26. If at first you don't succeed, choose apathy, dumbass.

F27. Puh-Leeeeeze!!!

F28. Why do all of my friends seem to be clingers and floaters?

F29. Man Up!

F30. Don't give me that blank expression or I'll tatoo it!

F31. I'm smiling because I've farted.

F32. They say that Money Talks but mine just waves "Goodbye"

F33. Your dreams are your future. Now go to sleep!

F34. I'm Getting In Touch With My Dysfunctional Side

F35. Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow

F36. Guys: We'll wipe our butts on the same piece of paper
that we blow our noses on.

F37. People who live in glass houses had better do windows.

F38. Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.

F39. A sadist is someone who refuses to be mean to a masochist.

F40. I bottle things up. You got a problem with that!

F41. There is no problem so big or complicated that it can't be run away from.

F42. Why don't horses have under-bites?

F43. Justify. Rationalize. Minimize. Who needs reality anyway?

F44. Officer, I know my rights.

F45. I lost my temper, BUT IT CAME BACK!

F46. Jack Shit. Do you know me?

F47. Plays Well With Others

F48. Every man should marry. Happiness isn't everything.

F49. Clean Up on Aisle 2

F50. Sometimes, the light at the end of the tunnel is accompanied by bloodhounds.

F51. People like YOU are the reason people like ME hate PEOPLE!

F52. It's only funny until someone gets hurt...then it's an America's Funniest Video!

F53. Like bird watching? How about I flip you one!

F54. I live in my own little world but I'm running out of oxygen.

F55. I grew up a Little Princess and I ended up a Porn Queen.

F56. I like SPOONING but my favorite is FORKING.

F57. News Flash: Uranus Probe Discovers Asteroids

F58. Boys Lie

F59. Auntie Em, hate you, hate Kansas, took the dog. - Dorothy

F60. Stop Me Before I Start Making Sense!

F61. Veni, Vedi, Visa: I came. I Saw. I Did a Little Shopping.

F62. I fought the lawn and the lawn won.

F63. Old Age Comes at a Bad Time

F64. First Things First, but Not Necessarily in That Order.

F65. I Tried Using Invisible Ink But I Drew A Blank.

F66. 333 - I'm Only 1/2 Evil

F67. Available for Rent

F68. What happens at my place, stays at my place.

F69.
Humpty Dumpty
Sat on a wall,
Humpty Dumpty
Had a great fall
All the king's horses
And all the king's men,
Had second and third
Helpings of him.

F70. I'm getting too old for this shit.

F71. Da Man

F72. Remember to forgive and forget, and not to forget to forgive.

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