Love Quotes on T-shirts

Funny love quotes on t-shirts are featured for your romantic enjoyment. Then again, you might just be a horny humping little dog in heat and would like to wear one or more of these funny love quotes on several t-shirts to tell the whole world about your passion. Another alternative is to buy your lover a t-shirt with a funny love quote upon it to express how you really feel, without getting too intimate and scaring the hell out of both of you. No matter your motivation, buy a few t-shirts with funny love quotes on them today so that tomorrow you may share a laugh or two.

LQ1. Love is friendship set on fire. - Jeremy Taylor

LQ2. Age does not protect you from love but love to some extent protects you from age.
- Jeanne Moreau

LQ3. A beauty is a woman you notice; A charmer is one who notices you. - Adlai Stevenson

LQ4. A compliment is like a kiss through a veil. - Victor Hugo

LQ5. A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted. - Helen Rowland

LQ6. A lover tries to stand in well with the pet dog of the house. - Moliere

LQ7. A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears. - Woodrow Wyatt

LQ8. A man is not where he lives, but where he loves. - Latin Proverb

LQ9. A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he's finished. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

LQ10. A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life to be thankful for a good one. - Mae West

LQ12. A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.
- Mignon McLaughlin

LQ13. Love and stoplights can be cruel. - Sesame Street

LQ14. Love at first sight is possible, but it pays to take a second look.

LQ15. Love doesn't make the world go 'round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.
- Franklin P. Jones

LQ16. Love is a game that two can play and both win. - Eva Gabor

LQ17. Love is a sign from the heavens that you are here for a reason. - J. Ghetto

LQ18. Love is a smoke made with the fume of sighs. - William Shakespeare

LQ19. Love is a state of mind which has nothing to do with the mind. - Bob Phillips

LQ20. Love is an emotion experienced by the many and enjoyed by the few. - George Jean Nathan

LQ21. Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke. - Lynda Barry

LQ22. Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired. - Robert Lee Frost

LQ23. Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses. - Lord Dewar

LQ24. Love is blind -- marriage is the eye-opener. - Pauline Thomason

LQ25. Love is like a game of chess: One false move and you're mated.

LQ26. To love and be loved is to feel the sun from both sides.
- David Viscott

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Hear what the womanizers are saying about these funny love quotes on t-shirts:

These funny love quotes are some of the best jokes I've ever heard. And the fact that you can buy these love quotes on t-shirts make them extra special. I think I'll buy a few for all of my girlfriends today! Gadzooks! These funny love quotes on t-shirts make me want to gag myself on a spoon just to stop from laughing. These jokes are killing me!

- Urkel