Lawyers & the Law T-shirts

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LL1. If at first you don't succeed, sue, sue again.

LL2. Lawyers do it on a trial basis.

LL3. I Sue, Therefore I Am

LL4. My lawyer was disbarred. He always wanted to meet at dis-bar or dat-bar…

LL5. Dewey, Cheatham & Howe

LL6. My lawyer's been disbarred, my clergyman defrocked and somehow my electrician is delighted.

LL7. Lawyer / Liar - You make the call

LL8. I fought the law and the law won.

LL9. The worst suit to wear is a lawsuit

LL10. When you need a lawyer, without joking about one, you REALLY need a lawyer.

LL11. Lawyers do it with appeal.

LL12. My lawyer said he was Sue-Happy. All his mistresses were named 'Sue'.

LL13. My lawyer filed my briefs then took the rest of me to the cleaners.

LL14. Ambulance chasers do it with speed

LL15. Lawyers aren't quitters but they do get acquittals.

LL16. I Object!

LL17. You can't handle the truth!

LL18. Monster-In-Law

LL19. F. Lee Bailey & Coffee

LL20. Jurists need child-proof caps to prevent tampering

LL21. If the glove don't fit, I want to renegotiate my hourly fee!

LL22. Very Perry Mason

LL23. Tell it to the judge

LL24. Ambulance Chaser and Proud of It!

LL25. Order in the court!

LL26. Trust Me, I'm A Lawyer

LL27. Custody Battle Fatigue

LL28. John Smallberries, Attorney at Large

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Remember, possession is 9 / 10th of the law, so possess some of these lawyer t-shirts today. If you are a lawyer or you know one, then you need one of these tees. Barristers and litigators love wearing humorous tshirts in their off-time, so what better gift to give a legal professional that a funny lawyer t-shirt? Comes in different colors and sizes.

- Cary Grant

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